The most Boston tornado report ever

Channel 5 report: "We're not sure if that belongs to that Dunkin' Donuts on that side or the one behind the Sunoco gas station."

Via Boston Reddit.



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The tornado was stymied by historically inappropriate tornado ramps and then got stuck on a delayed D line train in a failed effort to destroy Riverside. It was last seen not observing posted signage on Storrow Drive.


I can tell you're a blow-in

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I can tell you're a blow-in because real Bostonians don't really give a rat's ass about Beacon Hill sidewalks or the D line and we already know not to drive a friggin' truck onto Storrow. Also, we don't call ourselves Bostonians.