Brookline does this for most major family holidays (that non-coincidentally reduce demand for parking for business districts). It was true on Thanksgiving, New Year's Eve, and even the Jewish High Holidays and Passover (try explaining to the suburban extended family they can't park their fleet of SUVs outside your condo for Seder!).
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Thats just to give the Police
an advantage when stopping and frisking Brookline Turkeys.
Huh?
That don't make any sense.
The temporary cessation of
The temporary cessation of the parking ban frees up overnight patrol resources to oppress our nocturnal liberation activities.
Oh My God it's like the 1914 Christmas truce
On the Western Front during WW1.
This may cut into Bill O'Reilly's War on Christmas revenue stream, if word gets out.
Lookout!
"Jews who love Christmas - Brookline Government Edition" column in the Herald coming in 3 ... 2 ... 1...
Because, as we all know, Brookline is 100% Jewish, amirite?
Conan O'Brien is
known to his Brookline homies as Sol Rabinowitz.
That red hair
... can go either way.
Im pretty sure his hair only goes one way
And thats up. Is it just me or does his hair get higher and higher each year?
Coco loves the pompadour.
Coco loves the pompadour. Ever since he watched the original Hawaii 5-0 he's had that hairstyle.
Oh, did I do that wrong?
I went and got myself confirmed at St. Paul's...That's not the right way to do a bat mitzvah is it? That may explain why I'm now an atheist.... ;) :)
FWIW
Brookline does this for most major family holidays (that non-coincidentally reduce demand for parking for business districts). It was true on Thanksgiving, New Year's Eve, and even the Jewish High Holidays and Passover (try explaining to the suburban extended family they can't park their fleet of SUVs outside your condo for Seder!).