But they don't run into abutments and go "ow!" OK, not much of a joke.
Around 11:45 p.m. yesterday, KiloWhisky reports, a bus driver decided that "CARS ONLY" sign obviously didn't refer to him and tried to get on Storrow Drive inbound at Fenway. He didn't get far before realizing the error of his ways. The ramp was closed while State Police helped guide him backwards.
Around 7:45 this morning, CommuterBoston reports, a truck driver heading into town suddenly found himself at the BU Bridge, wondering what he was supposed to do. Wait for the State Police, no doubt.