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TERROR CORN

By adamg on Sat, 11/15/2014 - 8:48pm

The Patriot Ledger headline says it all: Police say someone is shooting ears of corn at cars in Carver.

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By SwirlyGrrl on Sat, 11/15/2014 - 9:08pm.

You just never know when some kernel will order a strike.

The operation must be pop secret.

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By JimGaffigan on Sat, 11/15/2014 - 9:25pm.

Pop Pop pop.....

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By Biggie_Robs on Sat, 11/15/2014 - 10:36pm.

Seriously though, it shucks that people's ears (edit: cars) are being shot at. I've never thought of Carver as the grittiest town, but this makes a trip there sound quite hominous. I hope the cobs catch the perpetrator soon.

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By moxie on Sun, 11/16/2014 - 8:30am.

Is that you?

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By dga on Sat, 11/15/2014 - 10:03pm.

Carver Corn Cob Cannon Confuses Community, Crashes Cruiser, Confounds Cops

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By Elmer on Sat, 11/15/2014 - 10:23pm.

... so here's dancing crows in a cornfield with a Michael Jackson scarecrow:

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By markg on Sat, 11/15/2014 - 10:31pm.

The link to the PL story is incorrect should be: http://www.patriotledger.com/article/20141114/NEWS/141117502/10272/NEWS

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By adamg on Sat, 11/15/2014 - 10:45pm.

Thanks; fixed.

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By Elmer on Sat, 11/15/2014 - 11:11pm.

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By perruptor on Sun, 11/16/2014 - 7:48am.

First you shuck it, then Jimmy cracks it.

You know how I feel about that.

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By anon on Sun, 11/16/2014 - 1:27pm.

they're using a spud gun.

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By perruptor on Sun, 11/16/2014 - 3:16pm.

Maybe a maize mortar.

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