You can probably figure out which town this police-blotter item is from:
A group of turkeys were chasing a mail carrier near the intersection of Beaconsfield Road and Tappan Street.
Also click that Wicked Local link to read about the resident who called police when a parakeet flew in her house, the orgy at a local park and the woman who found her car wrapped in plastic wrap.
Lucy Fitzgerald reports those Tappan turkeys are really fowl:
I used to babysit on tappan and we'd go for walks and sprint past them so they wouldn't catch my eye.