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Children are locked up, eyes covered.

Pearls have been distributed for clutching purposes.

Tropes and negative sterotypes about millennials/yuppies/artists/etc. are deployed and will broadcast via internet comments and twitter in 3 ... 2 ... 1 ...

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The only thing more annoying than pantless hipsters is Swirrly's sanctimonious act.

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I don't get it. You're too sophisticated for me.

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You are just to dumb to know what sanctimonious is, let alone a no pants Pats game.

Too bad she scooped you with her list of stuff you were going to whine about.

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sanc·ti·mo·ni·ous
ˌsaNG(k)təˈmōnēəs/
adjectivederogatory
adjective: sanctimonious
making a show of being morally superior to other people.
"what happened to all the sanctimonious talk about putting his family first?"
synonyms: self-righteous, holier-than-thou, pious, pietistic, churchy, moralizing, preachy, smug, superior, priggish, hypocritical, insincere; informalgoody-goody
"no one wants to hear your sanctimonious hot air"

I may be dumb but Swirrly matches the definition of sanctimonious.

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"no one wants to hear your sanctimonious hot air"

Then stop being so sanctimonious already!

You match the definition of "oblivious to one's own behavior". Go study your selfies.

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A related video, football orientated ,Brett Favre/Pants on the ground

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Y8UUVkP6DM

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Plumber.

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Nothing at all pretentious about some moron taking NINE minutes to explain how to the ride the T with no pants.

Of course, I'd love to participate, but I'm heading over to Union Square for a three dollar doughnut and then joining the rest of the gang in Harvard Square to see how many people we can squeeze into the last remaining phone booth.

Of course, we'll be live Twitting and putting the whole thing up on Telegram or whatever that thing with the pictures is called.

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I felt the same way. What was a spontaneous, funny bit of harmless whatever has seriously jumped the shark. Ferchrissakes, think of something new and original to do. I agree with whoever said it, but if it was done for charity (like the speedo run or various winter ocean dips) then sure - some shenanigans for a good cause, but if your reason-for-being is to be a creative "performance art" kind of thing, does it make sense to turn it into a predictable, same-time-next year kind of event?

And keep off my godammned lawn you little fuckers. harumph

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The Patriots train was shut down by protestors yesterday, today hundreds of passengers will ride in their underwear. Maybe these two groups will get together and next week and moon the Patriots train.

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Perhaps this smug, self-satisfied Millennial poor excuse for performance art might be a little less pretentious and a little more useful if it were done for charity, like the Speedo run. Just a suggestion.

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It should just be announced and done for fun. Nothing wrong with that, either.

Kind of like SCUL missions are.

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Hey, hey! SCUL missions are SERIOUS BUSINESS! :D

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Three completed flights riding high on an intruder class vessel. Don't mess with SCUL

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Were there Olympics undies? That is what I want to know.

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Gross don't sit on the seats you might catch something on your skin. And watch out for T gropers.

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Surprisingly, I've yet to read about an epidemic of skin diseases in Boston.

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you'll tell us the same thing my grandma used to tell us about using public restrooms.. you could get creepy crawlies from them!

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Boxer shorts, no.

Got it.

How could you get a skin disease unless you weren't wearing pants, either?

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Your skin is your largest organ in your immune system. Sure it doesn't get a lot of recognition like the lymph nodes swollen with diseases for eradication or marrow stem cells pumping out white blood cells. But in your dermis layer there are a huge number of defensive cells and mechanisms to keep out all the toxins and disease agents that we bump into every day just walking around in the air.

Your skin is really good at catching stuff...and stopping it before it ever gets into your body. It's way better than our lungs at doing so. This is why you often get a respiratory infection (a cold) about once a year, but you don't get hepatitis or HIV every time you use a common toilet seat (it's also just not easy for a hepatitis virus to live on the toilet seat or MBTA seat at all, they die pretty quickly without a host).

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hipsters. Not hurting anyone however its no challenge unless its the Red Line and its below 20 degrees.

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...it's an Orange Line car full of furiously masturbating freaks.
Remember kids: wear eye protection and watch where you step!

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Is there a point to this, apart from crying for attention? Is it raising awareness or money for a cause?

Seems pretty harmless....I just don't understand the mission here.

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The mission is to introduce some random levity into an otherwise mundane January day. The original Pantless Subway Ride was in NYC as part of Improv Everywhere's missions to spread a bit of humor and spontaneity. They got started back in the days when flash mobs were really big. The idea was that they staged people all along a specific subway line in NYC so that everyone else on the train would slowly start to notice that the train was getting full (on a day when it usually wouldn't) and that all the extra people were missing their pants. They filmed reactions and posted the video as another successful "fun thing to do" that everyone enjoyed.

It took on a cult following of its own from there and every city wanted to do it and it didn't matter that it was announced ahead of time any more, etc.

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So now its mission is to introduce some scheduled, orchestrated 8-minute video to explain how it all works - look for the guy with the umbrella, etc. levity into an otherwise mundane January day? Maybe they should start wearing split-crotch panties.

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