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Transit Police launch manhunt for State Street sexy-timers
By adamg on Sun, 05/17/2015 - 6:41pm
Boston Metro reports the long arm of the law is about to grab the man getting some oral loving on the Orange Line the other night - and the woman giving it to him. Transit Police say they'll throw the book at the two - and not a copy of the Kama Sutra.
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I'd rather they catch fare
I'd rather they catch fare evaders.
Seriously? You'd rather they
Seriously? You'd rather they go after fare evaders than people who HAVE SEX IN THE MIDDLE OF A SUBWAY STATION?
Personally
I'd like it if they didn't have to choose one or the other.
and gropers and snatchers
Yeah, rather see the cops grab people doing non-consensual activities like groping, theft from other riders, theft from the system via fare evasion and vandalism.
Its spring! Love is in the air. Couples having a special moment is an assertion of the life force and primary imperative. I don't see the need for a Kodak moment, though.
I'd rather they fix the fare
I'd rather they fix the fare collection system so I don't have to become a fare evader because my $306...I mean $260 pass doesn't say See Agent whenever I try to enter the subway.
Round up the usual suspects
From the sounds of this incident it appears that an irate passenger shamed the police into investigating this incident. I wonder why they didn't take it seriously to begin with?
The Act
Look, I'm fully aware of what went down on that platform. But from a legal point of view if no one saw skin (and will testify) can they press charges? If they claim that she was fixing his zipper/belt and the cameras can't prove otherwise how they charge them?
She could...
...just say she was "working the track..." God knows they could use some work, amirite??
Or he could have been
A snakebite victim.
could be...
"I gah bi-hen by a snake!"
Oh yeah
Something (or someone) went down alright!
Not the signaling system for
Not the signaling system for once.
Um, wouldn't an excuse such
Um, wouldn't an excuse such as that be exactly what the defense attorney would claim?
College prank or hazing?
How likely is this as a possible explanation for the event?
If I had to put money on it,
If I had to put money on it, I'd go with drugs.
Huh?
I really and truly hope that's not the case, especially after all we've learned about the extent of sexual assaults on many college campuses
look at that man's balding cranium
and dad-jorts and tell me he's a college student.
In the MBTA
we call her kind, trackwalkers.
somewhat off topic...
...but I was telling someone about this, and she was (obviously) horrified. Her reaction, verbatim: "I won't even EAT anything on the T because of how disgusting it is - let alone...do that."
Indeed.
New Source of Revenue
In other news, MBTA officials have risen to the idea of generating revenue... from the porn industry. Details at 11.