Man arrested for masturbating in his car parked in front of a hydrant

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A twofer!

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Wonder which violation has the higher penalty?

An armchair clinical analyses

Mr. Limp Dick was parked at the hydrant, a blatant phallic symbol, for inspiration while pleasuring his self aggrandizement.

My Bona fides (pun intended) are a medical degree from Baja California University in psychiatry which is hermetically sealed in a mayonnaise jar on the top shelf in the pantry.

Poor form.

Obviously he was not told that snapping that carrot is a public transportation thing.