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Disgruntled Walden Pond swimmer?

By adamg on Sat, 04/07/2018 - 1:26pm

Associated Press reports somebody poured urine into an air freshener and soap dispenser in the men's room at the Burlington library the other day (AP actually wrote "soup dispenser," but we're going to go out on a limb and assume that, even in Burlington, they don't dispense soup in restrooms).

Earlier:
Stop peeing in Walden Pond.

Neighborhoods: 
Burlington
Free tagging: 
annoying people


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By bulgingbuick on Sat, 04/07/2018 - 2:00pm.

into.,...

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By anon on Sat, 04/07/2018 - 3:06pm.

I am a soup dispenser
In a restroom, you bet sir
I do get abuse
Sickos are on the loose
So I have a urine censor

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By Elmer on Sat, 04/07/2018 - 3:36pm.

  IMAGE(http://c.o0bg.com/rf/image_371w/Boston/2011-2020/2018/04/07/BostonGlobe.com/Metro/Images/librarysuspect2.jpg)

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By Larry Dickman on Sun, 04/08/2018 - 8:51am.

Is that a photo of the little piss ant?

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By bulgingbuick on Mon, 04/09/2018 - 9:06am.

loose.

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By SwirlyGrrl on Sat, 04/07/2018 - 3:59pm.

Where is that creepy little psych guy when we need a explanation of micturation into public soap?

Might also be a disgruntled Medford firefighter in a generalized episode of library hate, because the library will get fixed first due to grant money being available and MAMA STEPH DOESN'T LUV US BEST NO FAIIIIRRRRRRR!

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By scooterdude on Sat, 04/07/2018 - 4:19pm.

I guess he was hoping to find a copy next to 'Walden'.

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By Vin Dahl Lou on Sun, 04/08/2018 - 10:36am.

... Is like a box of chocolates.

I like water-based glue, hagfish slime, cheap perfume, or ink to come out mixed with the liquid hand soap of the dispenser in my bathroom.
On April Fools Day, that is.

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