Orange Line riders have extra time for flossing because there's a dead train at Roxbury Crossing

The MBTA reports "moderate" delays on the Orange Line due to the deceased train at Roxbury Crossing.

UPDATE: Another train died around 10:30 p.m. at Haymarket.

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Flossing?

Reaching the bottom of the rhyming barrel, Adam??

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Not yet ...

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But I can see the dark at the end of the barrel.

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In my opinion

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the more desperate Adam gets the better he gets. The Red Line telling the Green Line "hold my beer" was pure genius. Now I'm imaging a packed subway station in which all the frustrated riders are simultaneously flossing. You never see that on TV. Only on Uhub.

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For the record

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This hed is in my top ten as far as Adam's MBTA rhymes go. Cracked me up

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