Wicked Local Newton reports a local kid was arrested today for standing, somewhat unsteadily, in front of a fire station with a cooler full of booze and a pot-laced bong, two days after he was arrested on charges of urinating on the steps of the city police station.
His arrest today came after the local constabulary noticed he "appeared to have difficulty walking." Police say his cooler contained, among other things, enough syrupy vodka to ice four bros.
A regular genius until proven otherwise.