Big, fat city raccoons

... courtesy of one of my former housemates.

Put out the usual two bowls, but instead of the cat food, put sugar cubes in one bowl. And, of course, water in the other.

If you do this, I advise a webcam. Heh.

[Look, folks, racoons are wild animals, and should be scared of us, not eating food from our porches. This tends to send them away without hurting them.]