Cops didn't have to follow footprints in the snow to these alleged dumbasses

Boston Police report that two alleged out-of-town dolts got into a cab at Mass. Ave. and Marlborough Street around 2:40 this morning, punched the cabbie in the face, stole a bag with his personal papers, then sauntered over to Despina's Pizza on Mass. Ave. for a bite to eat - as the cabbie watched.

And that's where, police say, they found Ryan L. Walter, 23, of Somerville, and Timothy J. Butler, 24, of Concord, along with the cabbie's bag. Both were charged with unarmed robbery and assault and battery.

Innocent, etc.

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Runner-up

That same page has a story on armed robbery suspects quickly identified by Boston Police officers by, among other factors... one of the suspects wearing a Yankees cap.

unusual

We usually don't have robbers from Concord.

Escapee perhaps?

from the prison in Concord?

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