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Fried chicken wrestled away from punchy, drunk BU student
By adamg on Thu, 10/13/2011 - 8:08am
The Daily Free Press reports a security guard at the Packard's Corner Star Market managed to retrieve an entire cooked chicken, soda, rolls and cold cuts from a drunken BU student who attempted to make off with them early last Friday, but only after a struggle in which the student punched him at least twice before running off.
The guard knows the guy was a BU student and not a Red Sox pitcher, because in addition to the chicken, soda, rolls and cold cuts, the guard also managed to grab his BU student ID, the Daily Free Press reports.
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Insert joke about Boston's starting rotation here
I'm going to guess it was actually a rotisserie chicken, not fried chicken.
I'm thinking you're right
I've never actually seen an entire fried chicken, but supermarkets just love them some rotisserie chickens.
Whole fried chicken
They offer a half fried chicken as a single piece at Golden House, which I know is one of your favorite haunts. I bet you could ask them to fry a whole one up for you. The half chickens look and smell fantastic.
Made me think of this
Mrs. Murphy: The tall one wants white bread, toasted, dry, with nothin' on it.
Matt Murphy: Elwood.
Mrs. Murphy: And the other one wants four whole fried chickens and a Coke.
Matt Murphy: And Jake. Shit, the Blues Brothers!
Whaddya want for nothin'??
A R-R-R-R-RRRUBBER BISCUIT!?
Bow bow...ooooooOOOOOOoooooooo...
You do not get what you charge for
Tuition is set at Harvard levels, but this does not apparently guarantee Harvard-level students.
Harvard-level students?
Entrance to Harvard doesn't always guarantee quality, either.