Jmac explains why he will give the bird to Massholes who start screaming at other people (especially if those people are pedestrians):

... This helps soothe the fantasies I have about pulling them from their cars and beating them to death right there on the street. ...

It's a good thing I rarely have any reason to go to the Atrium Mall, because otherwise one day I would just go berserk in the garage and key everything in sight, and even as I sat in the lockup at the Newton Police Department waiting for my wife to bail me out (assuming she wouldn't let me just stew there overnight), I wouldn't feel the least bit sorry.

And by "Massholes," H means pretty much everybody else in the state.

La Diabla is at the intersection of New Chardon and Cambridge and makes the mistake of actually trying to cross the street:

... And the assmunch who had SEEN me crossing, and could very well have waited the five seconds to let me finish crossing (since he wasn't going anywhere, anyway), instead decided to GUN IT. AT. ME.

Natually, I backed up to let him try to go somewhere--into another car that was also trying to nudge its way at me. I was stuck, just like the cars--and to top it all off, I twisted my fucking ankle in the street. Fucking OW. ...

Some Everett high-school students learned yesterday what happens when you toss French fries into a busy street when seagulls are around: The seagulls swoop down to eat them, then get run over by a Masshole. Angela posts the grim photo:

... In total, four seagulls were hit, three of them obliterated by the car. The one surviving seagull wouldn't wait for wildlife services to get there. He ran across the street and was hit by another car. ...

Juniper Pearl describes how job-related stress combined with the daily commute can lead to some really ugly moments.

Drive Angry. Everyone Else Does.

Based on the bumper sticker Borderline spotted today, he'd drive a gray Ford Escort. But would he then turn into a total Masshole and make a left turn after pulling off onto the right side of the road, nearly causing a three-vehicle pileup?

Mats is there to chronicle the latest accident. And, of course, this being Boston:

... Just as I had finished taking pictures and was about to head back to Kenmore Square a car barreling down Commonwealth Avenue ran the red light, right in front of cops and staties. ...