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By adamg - 4/28/10 - 5:01 pm

Mass. Ave. and Albany Street, the South End News reports.

Ed. note: Sounds like a job for the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.

By adamg - 4/12/10 - 9:14 am

Penny Cherubino photographed a garbage bin turned into a parking-space saver in the North End yesterday.

By adamg - 3/12/10 - 4:27 pm

Look! Another reality show seeking Bostonians:

Are you fabulous, with a wicked crazy social life and a tendency to tell it like it is? Do you believe Massachusetts beats the hell out of New York? Are your priorities workouts, hair and friends? A TV production company is seeking cast members for a new reality show set near Boston. The show will feature attractive, charismatic men and women, between the ages of 25 and 40.

Translation: We wanna do Jersey Shore, only we'll call it Reveah Beach, cuz it'll be wicked pissa.

By adamg - 1/29/10 - 9:53 am

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Nathan Spencer reports the driver of this van just up and left, blocking at least five school buses attempting to deliver students to the Mary Lyon School on Beechcroft Street in Brighton this morning, forcing the principal and teachers to walk the students from the buses to school.

By adamg - 12/21/09 - 6:23 pm

M Street: Maybe the wind moved it and maybe it didn't.M Street, South Boston: Maybe the wind moved it and maybe it didn't.

The BPS student in the family and I cruised around South Boston and Dorchester today looking for trouble interesting items used to save spaces after the weekend storm. Based on the number of kitty-littler containers and coolers we saw, there are an awful lot of household cats in Southie, where people really like to go on picnics. Also, people put those old little recycling bins to good use.

By adamg - 11/19/09 - 9:00 am

Paul Levy reports on a near miss. Complete with helpful diagram.

By adamg - 9/29/09 - 2:04 pm

A sting operation! Richard DiBona tweets it's happening right now:

A guy walks back and forth in the crosswalk while a cop waits to bag people who don't stop.

By adamg - 9/24/09 - 9:51 am

It's a faceoff! CT3 bus driver vs. SUV driver at W. Concord Street and Harrison Avenue in the South End.

Jason Laramie, who took the photo around 9:47 this morning, reports the two have been facing off like that for 10 minutes, blocking traffic (including him) all the way back to Mass. Ave.

By adamg - 9/21/09 - 12:36 pm

Grimlocke reports how she almost got hit by a car in Brookline this morning:

In the crosswalk. I threw my bagel and hit the car. Then I ate the bagel. Everyone who drives in Brookline is an assclown.

By adamg - 9/15/09 - 9:03 am

Boston Biker recounts a near run-in with a Masshole on Sunday.

By adamg - 9/4/09 - 7:38 am

IBM has been studying stresses on American motorists, and has released a report claiming stress among Boston drivers is up dramatically this year - enough to push us from the second least stressed out major driving city in 2008 to the fourth most stressed group of drivers in the country (in your face, New York, we're more stressed out than you). Only LA, Washington and Miami drivers experience more agita on the daily commute, based on a survey of 4,440 drivers in ten major US cities, IBM says.

Some 47% of Boston drivers reported being stressed out on their commutes, up 10 percentage points from last year. According to IBM, Boston drivers rated the following as the worst roads for commuting: I-93, Routes 95, 128 and 495, "downtown."

And why is IBM studying drivers that aren't installed on PCs (ba-dum-DUM)? It sells "smart commuting" systems governments can use to try to get traffic to flow better.

By adamg - 8/25/09 - 12:24 am

Dave Alpert discusses douche lanes - lanes on local roads that are full of douchebag motorists, such as the far right lane at "the end of Storrow Drive - where it forks into Soldier's Field Road and the bridge over to Fresh Pond Parkway." But he wonders: Do the roads turn people into Massholes or are Massholes just naturally attracted to them?

By adamg - 8/24/09 - 11:45 am

A Green Line commuter forwards this note to the Green Line superintendent and the Executive Office of Transportation:

This morning(8/24) at 7:50 A.M I boarded E Line,Green Line Car 3885B headed inbound at Longwood. The operator did not respond when I said good morning but this is nothing new to be ignored by MBTA workers. Then when the trolley went underground the operator proceeded to tail-gate the trolley in front of it at the Copley, Arlington and Boylston stations. At one point he left only 15 feet or so between the cars. At one of these three station before I got off at park Street he yelled out an expletive about a passenger he though was taking to long to enter the train. He said, "come through the F' ing doors." I am out of work. I would gladly take his place and treat MBTA passengers with respect and not endanger their lives.

By adamg - 7/23/09 - 3:01 pm

The Massachusetts Appeals Court today overturned the assault conviction of a gun-toting Commerce Department agent who ended a road-raging duel with a motorcyclist on Boston streets by swerving his government-owned Maxima into him and then making a run to New Hampshire as the man lay on the ground, broken and bleeding.

By adamg - 7/22/09 - 11:01 am

The Salem News reports a Danvers man was arrested yesterday after he allegedly tried to run down his local garbagemen because they wouldn't take all of his trash under a new town regulation limiting the amount of trash in a single container.

By adamg - 7/16/09 - 11:26 am

Wicked Local Cambridge reports a guy ended a dispute over a Mass. Ave. parking space last night by shooting the other guy in the ass. The victim is expected to survive; police are now looking for a Masshole with a gun.

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