So the Globe's up and named its new fashion magazine for a big ol' transvestite? OK, probably not, since we all know what women really want: A friend they can really, really trust:

"Created as a trusted friend for women, 'Lola' will be informing, entertaining and inspiring. She'll have plenty to say about local restaurants and shopping as well as healthy living, relationships, things to do and think about," said Lucy Bartholomay, managing director of product innovation, The Boston Globe.

Dear Lucy: That's not a magazine. That's that annoying co-worker who just doesn't ever shut up, even when you're in the lady's room.

Via our regularly scheduled fashionista mag, already in progress.