How many signals could a Belichick check, if a Belichick could check signals?

If a Belichick could check signals, how many signals could a Belichick check?

The answer to this new tongue twister is "all of them" apparently as Bill has admitted and apologized.

As opposed to the woodchuck in the original, whom we found out couldn't chuck wood period.

http://steves2cents.blogspot.com/2007/09/if-belicheck-could-check-signal-how.html

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Not So

A woodchuck could theoretically chuck 35 cubic meters of wood, or about 700 pounds.

http://www.scalzi.com/whatever/003531.html
http://www.news.cornell.edu/Chronicle/96/2.1.96/facts.html

A few miligrams of capsicum

... seems to make woodchucks blow the clambake. Half a tiny hotpepper nipped off the vine and the abrupt rodent launch marks were very much in evidence.

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