Today is Talk Like a Pirate Day
By adamg - 9/19/07 - 8:48 am
Or as a Boston pirate would put it:
AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Ed. Note: The preceding joke is one of the reasons my daughter will rush to put me in a home as fast as possible in my golden years.

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Actually it would be AHHG Matey (as opposed to ARRRRG Matey).