The nickle in the road

Whalehead King reports that when Dot. Ave. was repaved recently, some wiseass planted a nickle in the still soft asphalt at the intersection with Crescent Avenue and East Cottage Street. And now:

... Pedestrians spot the shiny nickel and try to pick it up, unable to gain any traction, all the while looking southward and trying to gauge the speed of oncoming automobiles. For the teenagers and layabouts who frequent this intersection, this is the best entertainment since reality television was invented. No tickets are sold. This show is free of charge. It is best to be there at rush hour when traffic is at its most congested, drivers are at their least tolerant and pedestrians, tired after a long day at work, are walking with their heads bent down looking for a bit of luck. ..

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Darwinism at it's best?

By OhhLookShiny! (not verified) | Thu, 09/27/2007 - 11:29am

Darwinism at it's best?

Inspiration?

By Anonymous (not verified) | Thu, 09/27/2007 - 11:52am

Warren: Who glued these quarters down?
A.J.: I did.
Warren: What the hell for, man?
A.J.: I don't feel that I need to explain my art to you, Warren.
- Empire Records

YES!

By Pam | Thu, 09/27/2007 - 11:56am

I love you. That's exactly what I was thinking!

HAHAHA - I've had ER quotes

By Anonymous (not verified) | Thu, 09/27/2007 - 1:23pm

HAHAHA - I've had ER quotes in my head all day as a result. Not that I'm complaining. At all. I miss Lucas.

But I digress...

Coin Psych-0ut

By Michael Maggard (not verified) | Thu, 09/27/2007 - 2:42pm

Similar to a classic college prank: Glue a coin to the floor in the hallway of the Psych. Dept.

Folks (particularly poor/limber students) will first attempt to pick up the coin. Failing that they’ll kick at it trying to loosen it (leaving black ‘stars’ around the coin to highlight it for future passerbys). Finally in frustration the victims will look about, realize the department they’re in, and then nervously look about for cameras/1-way mirrors/observing grad students as they (excessively casually) wander away.

Endless savage amusement...

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