Can nothing stop the terror turkeys of Brookline?

The stuff of nightmares.

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Submitted by adamg on Fri, 10/05/2007 - 9:11pm.

Reconquista?

There is something decidedly creepy about wild turkeys terrorizing a genteel Boston neighbourhood. It's not something one would expect, although one associates turkeys with Thanksgiving and thus early settlers of New England. Could it be that they are a small desperate band of fighters determined to avenge the millions of turkeys who have died in the harvest festival? Are they, in fact, an advance patrol, and later whole flocks of turkeys will soon appear, stalking Bostonians (and student squatters) through the streets of Brookline and Brighton? Of course, it is thrilling now to have brief running-from-turkeys adventures, but let's get serious.

Seraphic Single (not verified) | Sat, 10/06/2007 - 9:03am

Yummy!

Sounds like a holiday dinner to me. Mmmm... turkey!

Whitey Bulger (not verified) | Sat, 10/06/2007 - 4:55pm

??

What harm can the wild turkeys of Brookline do?

independentminded (not verified) | Sat, 10/06/2007 - 8:07pm

The Evil that Turkeys do lives after them...

..the Good is oft eaten from their Bones. The wild turkeys of Brookline are huge and can peck you and beat your with their wings. If you look earlier in this site, you will see photographs of one chasing a woman around her car, and videos of other women trying to chase one away. The Wild Turkeys of Brookline are misanthropic and aggressive and yet not subject to rule of law, for some reason. They are allowed to chase women with impunity, like Visigoths sacking Rome.

Seraphic Single (not verified) | Sun, 10/07/2007 - 11:25am

The wild turkeys of Brookline, or any wild turkeys,

As a general rule, they're more afraid of humans than humans are of them.

independentminded (not verified) | Sun, 10/07/2007 - 3:00pm

Shocking Victory of Evidence Over Theory

Buddy, we've got photos, we've got videos, we've got eyewitness reports. The Wild Turkeys of Brookline chase people. We're not playing upon anti-turkey anthropocentric prejudices here. Tell you what, come on over to Brookline and scare away the turkeys for us. That would be cool.

Seraphic Single (not verified) | Sun, 10/07/2007 - 3:08pm

blame canada!

nasty forrin Canader Gees, given our good gentle human fearin turkeys uppity Ideas thats what is goin on hear

SwirlyGrrl (not verified) | Sun, 10/07/2007 - 4:43pm

Mais parlent-ils francais?

Hey, don't blame the Canada geese. They're francophones. And do you ever see them running up and down Beacon Street? Mais non, mademoiselle.

Seraphic Single (not verified) | Sun, 10/07/2007 - 8:11pm

Maybe They'll Invade Fenway?

If the Yankoffs survive the bugs, and bring them with, will the Turkeys of Brookline go for the bugs, and attack the Yankees at Fenway?

Wildlife Gone Wild!

SwirlyGrrl (not verified) | Sat, 10/06/2007 - 10:02pm

Now.......

That would be funny as hell!! "The Birds"--coming to life!!

independentminded (not verified) | Sun, 10/07/2007 - 3:01pm

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