Labradoodles take over the Common

Alyssa Boehm files this report - maybe we could train them to go after the Brookline turkeys?

Comments

Dog v. Turkey

If you mated them they would produce a Turdoodle. (Use Jamaican Plain pronunciation, emphasis on TURDoodles, as in sidewalks.)

But what if ...

You then stuffed a turdoodle with a duck stuffed with a chicken?

Turdoodleducken?

And if some guy in a tophat and spats and tux ate one, would he be a turdoodleducken dandy (born on the Fourth of July)?

Labradoodle went to town

a-riding on a turkey
stuck a feather in his paw
and feasted on some jerky!

Labradoodle keep it up
Labradoodle dandy
Find the dog toys and your leash
And please don't get all sandy!

Wow

These comments were much better than my post.

I also so a pack of Labradoodles on Newbury Street today. Now if the Labradoodles, Turkeys, and movie trucks form a coalition...

www.thebigredblog.com

Comment viewing options

Select your preferred way to display the comments and click "Save settings" to activate your changes.