Today NPR, tomorrow the Times?

Via Jeff Egnaczyk, who notes the story sucked because they didn't interview his wife Caroline, a true hero in this fowl war.

The Tab, meanwhile, runs a blood-curdling column by Susan Senator of Brookline on being attacked by one of the killer beasts:

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because she was trying to get away from the wild turkey that was attacking her. ...