I've never been to the Pour House, but I appreciate her warning me that since I'm 36, I'm too old to go there.

The Pour House has looooonnnngg been a place for creepy guys to hit on college-age women. It had that reputation when I was in college - and it lived up to it.

Silly newcomer womyns, you don't go to the Pour House unless you can tolerate/deflect/desire some of that wonderful "just got divorced and haven't changed my pickup lines since 1990" action!

OMG how like totally terrible and stuff, and her with her new highlights too, like what, he thought it was for him? OMG. Like, I don't know what guys over 30 even live for anyway, u know? I mean, shouldn't they be playing, I don't know, shuffleboard or something? I mean, not that I know what shuffleboard is, ha ha ha, but it's like an old man thing, right? U know what, girlfriend, the next time a guy that old comes up to him, you should just get out the taser, because it's almost like sexual assault having an old guy talk to u, isn't it? Like, OMG. TG those younger guys came up to u afterwards to diss him like they really meant it or else there wouldn't have been any "event" at all except, I guess, for the highlights! Okay, 'nuff said, BB!

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If not the first time, then at least the second time he came over, you should have politely told him to eff off. When he introduced himself and asked for your names, you should have told him something like you and your friend haven't seen each other for a while, and have a lot of catching up to do, and would prefer to be left to yourselves until your friends come. If he persisted then, interrupt him and tell him that you you were serious about what you said. If he stays even a half minute longer, tell him you are going to tell a bouncer that he won't leave you alone, and start on your way to the bouncer or bartender. He will stop immediately, or get thrown out. Either should work, for your purposes.

That thinks the even bigger issue here is that this tot thinks 35 is "OLD". Cut me a break! Granted, I'm a late-thirty-something myself, but even when I was in my twenties, I didn't think 30-somethings were old. This guy was annoying... yes, but creepy and old? No... just a moron.