Fashion 911
The news that the long arm of the law grabbed some ass the other night on Commercial Street (scroll down a bit when you click) has Amy Derjue wondering if Boston Police will now enforce fashion laws against too short tunics on Lansdowne Street and at the Alley:
We've noticed that a lot of college women don't quite understand recent fashion trends. The racks at H&M are filled with tunic-length garments that are meant to be worn with tights or leggings, but some young women are wearing them bare legged. ...




Ah, Boundaries.
How nice to know that it is still illegal to show off one's buttocks in the street. I am wondering what was going on in Ms. Flasher-Thrasher's head. Did she think she was a monkey? Is this a new way of saying "Wanna date?" Is it the New Wink? Is this a fad endorsed by MTV? Will one day even very elderly old ladies wear short-shorts and/or expose their derriers to view to show how with it they are?