Maybe the T thought eeka was a spy who needed to escape pursuers: When she asked the T trip planner how to get from North Station to Brookline Village, it recommended taking commuter rail north to Malden, where she could start the first of several bus trips through Everett, Charlestown, Somerville, Cambridge, Brighton and Roxbury.

Earlier:
Moronic MBTA trip planner.
When the Orange Line disappeared from the trip planner.