If each of the Red Sox had to find different employment

Michael poses the question (no doubt with absolutely nothing to do with the current situation in St. Louis):

What job could you picture each of the current/recent Red Sox having, if there were no such thing as organized professional sports?:

Bronson Arroyo - indie rocker, obviously.
Mark Bellhorn - probably a bicycle courier.
Johnny Damon - hairdresser and messiah seem a little too obvious. This is a toughie.
Keith Foulke - insurance salesman. ...