Fire away

The Missus reports on the commotion in her building today:

... About an hour and a half ago, the lawyers in the office next door to us came into ours in a panic. Their office suddenly began to "smoke up" and smell bad. Smoke began pouring from their pipes.

Thy were afraid that their office was one fire. They told us we needed to get out of the building. We saw some of the people in their office crawling low to the ground, on their hands and knees, to avoid the smoke. ...

She, however, made sure to shut down her computer, pack her purse, IM her boss, use the ladies' room - and then take a photo of a smokey hallway before "evacuating" to the Borders on the first floor, which remained open for business throughout it all - with it turning out to be a, well, click on the link for the denouement.