It's amazing what you can get at Shaw's these days

If you have the mind of a 12-year-old, at least (possibly NSFW):

Cock-flavored soup!
Fancy a bit of spotted dick, gov'nor?

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a kid at heart

Both of those items sit in my kitchen - solely for purposes of amusement, of course.

(One bought by me, the other by my old roommate)

NSFW, eh?

Dude, I'd really hate to work somewhere where people got admonished for looking at pictures of grocery items from other countries.

(And before the internets-is-very-serious-business police stop by, yes, I realize there are people who'd just rather not have the words "spotted dick" in view of the boss, even if it is the name of a legitimate grocery item. Still.)

Heh

It wasn't the spotted dick I was concerned about, and you know it.

It's in the Bible!

Wasn't there a George Carlin routine about being in 6th grade in Catholic School and getting excited about how "cock is in the Bible!"

Was it the cock?

Because the cock has a picture of a rooster on it and everything! I hate to sound like Fred or anything, but if someone's freaking out about the word cock clearly being used to describe a rooster, it's them who's the perv!

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