Black ice isn't really black

Mike Wankum rips the covers off that sham. He probably likes going around whispering "Santa isn't real" to little kids.

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Thank heavens for Mike Wankum!

By Spatch | Sun, 02/24/2008 - 12:28pm

What would we do without his Revelations of the Obvious?

I eagerly await next week's thrilling installment where Mike will tell us that Rocky Road ice cream isn't really made from rocks or roads.

Wankum

By Gnatalie Jackobsun (not verified) | Sun, 02/24/2008 - 6:04pm

OK, when your last name is Wankum, should anything you say or do be taken seriously?

He should have changed that last name to "SMITH" as soon as he turned 18 yrs. old.

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