Lost student found
By adamg - Wed, 02/27/2008 - 12:18pm.
Nicholas Sova, the Northeastern student who simply vanished after the Super Bowl, has turned up safe and sound in Paris, Boston Police report:
Mr. Sova has contacted his parents to inform them that he's doing fine.
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Somebody's got a lotta splainin' to do
A: It was a mime in a black mask. He kidnapped me and took me to Paris. He made me watch him pulling an invisible rope for two weeks!
B: It was a warp in the space-time continuum, just sucked me in!
C: What? The Pats lost? AAAAAAGGGGGHHH! I'm going back to my fugue state now. BRB.
no help from Homeland Security on this one?
Some government agency must have a record of him using his US passport to board a plane (or ship?) to Paris. Whether that agency is allowed to search such records in order to satisfy a worried parent of an adult student, I do not know.
Lost Student
I figured he bet the Pats with the points and was in a
car trunk at Logan Airport.
Turns out it was worse...he was in France.
Blackout
I have waken up from a day or two of boozing and not know exactly where I was but France??? Two weeks???
That's Where I Go When I'm Depressed
No record on his credit cards of a ticket purchase? How does one magically get overseas without leaving a paper trail of some kind.
On the other hand, could he bring me back some wine and cheese and a little pencil sharpener shaped like the Eiffel Tower?
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Credit card not needed to buy plane ticket
I haven't done it in years, but you can still walk into an airline ticket office or a travel agency with cash or a check.
They should send this dork a
They should send this dork a big fat bill for any expenses incurred looking for his sorry ass. And you better believe we're owed an explanation for what the hell he was doing there without telling anyone.