Attention men of the 12th floor, 116 Huntington Ave.

If you don't work for AJ's company, will you start flushing the frickin' toilets and urinals?

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Countdown...

By Suldog | Mon, 03/03/2008 - 1:25pm

... to the first "It's better for the environment if you don't flush so often" comment.

3... 2... 1...

Suldog
http://jimsuldog.blogspot.com

Countdown ...

By adamg | Mon, 03/03/2008 - 1:34pm

Until I get e-mail from the company AJ is referring to, demanding I stop insulting them ...

If it be yellow

By SwirlyGrrl | Mon, 03/03/2008 - 1:39pm

let it mellow.

No, we ain't talking yellowbooks here, either ;-)

At the children's museum and at at least one of the airports I passed through recently, they have special potty handles. The flush handle lets the user vary the volume according to the flush contents, and is treated with an antimicrobial coating. You can select "#1" for "liquid wastes" by pulling up to flush, and "#2" for, well, #2 by pushing down.

That ain't all

By adamg | Mon, 03/03/2008 - 2:46pm

The Children's Museum also has some waterless urinals.

I've also never understood

By Andrew (not verified) | Mon, 03/03/2008 - 1:48pm

I've also never understood those who flush halfway through. Does anyone have an explanation for that?

Halfway through...

By amusings, your non logging in friedn (not verified) | Mon, 03/03/2008 - 2:13pm

Andrew,
I believe that's a mercy flush.
When someone's droppin' a deuce, and they think it is particularly stenchful, sometimes they'll hit the flusher to dispatch the dirty deed. Or... they do it to cover up any noises that they might be emitting.

Mercy flush.

Not that i have any experience DOING that... but... heh. butt.

Related Potty Survey

By Anonymous (not verified) | Mon, 03/03/2008 - 2:43pm

My 6 year old just informed me that my wife flushes public toilets with her foot. (She has trained him to use his shirt-covered elbow) When questioned, she claimed that this is something all women do. Is she a germiphobe, or is this indeed standard procedure in the women's room?

MY WIFE

By Suldog | Mon, 03/03/2008 - 2:44pm

Nope. Uses her bare hand. So do I, for what it's worth. Are we hideous untouchables?

Suldog
http://jimsuldog.blogspot.com

Don't people wash hands after?

By SwirlyGrrl | Mon, 03/03/2008 - 3:50pm

I will cop to the foot flush thing on occasion (grody dive bars, nasty gas stations), but I don't worry too much about touching the handle. That's because I wash my hands after I'm done with me and the handle.

My pet peeve: women who don't want to let their butts touch that dirty public toilet, so they release at altitude and spray the seat. Then they declare themselves too dainty to either clean up their own piss Pollack or flush the toilet!

It depends on the grodiness

By stephencaldwell | Mon, 03/03/2008 - 2:47pm

It depends on the grodiness of the restroom in question. Dive bars? I'll use foot or some shirt covered body part. If it's the Lenox, I'll just use my bare hand (though I think the Lenox has automatic flushers)

i don't know if other people do it

By always (not verified) | Mon, 03/03/2008 - 3:18pm

but I've always assumed that because the pedal is close to the ground that they're meant to be flushed with the foot.

Pedal?

By Suldog | Mon, 03/03/2008 - 3:37pm

A pedal would make imminent sense, but I've never seen one in a public john. Just handles. Where and when did you sight a pedal?

Suldog
http://jimsuldog.blogspot.com

Floor Button

By SwirlyGrrl | Mon, 03/03/2008 - 5:13pm

I've seen floor buttons, too. I don't think I've seen either them or the pedals around here, though. Pedals and floor flush buttons seemed to be reserved for places that are hosed out - ball parks, fair grounds, swimming pools, public parks, etc.

They may have gone out of fashion when autoflushers became widespread.

If it's skeevy

By cynical | Mon, 03/03/2008 - 5:08pm

...I flush with a foot. I'm scrubbing my hands afterwards no matter what, but considering how many people don't wash or, apparently, wipe (take that, you squatters!), I'd just as soon avoid the extra contact. Also, I am a big fan of opening the bathroom door (after the wash-up) with a sleeve-covered hand or the occasional paper towel. Again, too many people don't wash after doing their bidness, and maintenance people could help us all out if they'd place a trash barrel near the door so the protective paper towels can be disposed of properly. (Personally, I don't drop them on the floor; I crumple 'em in my hand or a pocket until I find another place to dispose of 'em.)

But I swear I'm not a germophobe except around public restrooms. *shudder*

Paper Towels Piled By Door

By bostnkid | Mon, 03/03/2008 - 3:36pm

that seems to be the big one at my office.everyone uses a papertowel to open the door out of the bathroom, and then they let the paper towel hit the floor.

then there are the days when it looks like somebody attacked the stalls with a brown paintballl gun.wtf?

third part, one big fat guy in one of the other companies used to drop his pants and tightie whities to the floor when he STOOD AT THE URINAL!!!he looked llike the great white whale.i think he died.

Why is everything in public

By DaneCook (not verified) | Mon, 03/03/2008 - 4:41pm

Why is everything in public toilets so bleepin' wet?

It's a shame that Dane Cook

By stephencaldwell | Mon, 03/03/2008 - 4:45pm

It's a shame that Dane Cook isn't funny anymore.

dane cook

By bostnkid | Mon, 03/03/2008 - 5:26pm

when was he funny?

when he tries to act

By pierce | Tue, 03/04/2008 - 12:02am

when he tries to act

maybe for one October?

By Ron Newman | Tue, 03/04/2008 - 12:23am

but hopefully not any further ones.

1/2 way flusher here...

By 02129resident | Wed, 03/05/2008 - 7:01am

Not only do I enjoy the mid-stream woosh from flushing, but somehow the audible roar of water seems to give me the impetus to finish the bladder void.

flush

By mudder | Sat, 03/08/2008 - 8:32pm

if its yellow
let it mellow

if its brown
flush it down.....lol

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