The Dan Shaughnessy formula
By adamg - Sat, 03/08/2008 - 11:32am.
Dan Shaughnessy Watch deciphers the code:
State the obvious; criticize the expectations (ones that he feeds with one hand and slaps away with the other); ridicule the fans; state the obvious again; and finally contradict himself undermining the whole premise of his column.
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CHB railing against Pink Hats?
Now he's chanelling Mike Barnicle.
Tony Masarotti over at the Herald has been
on a PinkHat rant for years now.
Hey Dan, how about something really
original? I know, pick a public
fight with a mouthy, high profile player,
then chronicle the epic battle for the
entire season! That act surely is fresh
and appealing.
Pink Hat Closet
Somehow, I wonder if CHB will be found dead of autoerotic asphyxiation in a basement closet at his home, completely bound and gagged with multiple pink sox hats and totally surrounded by a most complete collection.