Breadism

"SPRINGFIELD, Mass.—Police are investigating the stabbing of a 51-year-old Greenfield man Friday following what investigators say was a dispute over a loaf of white bread."

You notice how they always mention when the bread is white?

Police: Greenfield man killed during fight over loaf of bread

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Cain Mutiny Part II

By SwirlyGrrl | Sun, 03/23/2008 - 7:09pm

Okay, so the breadbox was empty. Was anything missing from the strawberry locker?

Strawberry locker?

By Jay Levitt | Mon, 03/24/2008 - 12:34pm

OK, I totally don't get this one.

More Insanity Meets Stolen Food

By SwirlyGrrl | Mon, 03/24/2008 - 1:41pm

One of Bogie's last movies.

From www.filmsite.org:

(Captain Queeg orders) a full-scale investigation of the men to determine who pilfered a quart of frozen strawberries from the wardroom pantry refrigerator - that were reserved for the Caine's officers. Drawing from his experience in a previous pilfered cheese investigation, Queeg orders a vain "detective work" dragnet (including strip-searches of crew members) for a duplicate (non-existent) key to the refrigerator lock, and refuses to believe the real explanation that the messboys ate the strawberries (related to him by Ensign Harding but then covered up)

i have a question

By bostnkid | Mon, 03/24/2008 - 10:37am

was this a typical white bread?

Rye comment

By Gareth | Mon, 03/24/2008 - 11:01am

I suspect it was kinda seedy.

Huh! Bakers!

By Suldog | Mon, 03/24/2008 - 11:48am

They're just in it for the dough.

Suldog
http://jimsuldog.blogspot.com

You all should just leaven

By stephencaldwell | Mon, 03/24/2008 - 1:18pm

You all should just leaven this topic alone.

You tryin' to get a rise

By SwirlyGrrl | Mon, 03/24/2008 - 1:34pm

You tryin' to get a rise outta us, Suldog?

At least you spelt it correctly

By Ron Newman | Mon, 03/24/2008 - 1:52pm

Oh, You Crumbs!

By Suldog | Mon, 03/24/2008 - 4:09pm

I've had it with you heels. I'm going on the loaf.

Suldog
http://jimsuldog.blogspot.com

For Pita's Sake

By Gareth | Mon, 03/24/2008 - 4:55pm

Will you stop being such a pain?

why you (dropped loaf of French bread)

By SwirlyGrrl | Mon, 03/24/2008 - 4:57pm

dirty batard!

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