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Decibels = Horsepower
I would not be in the least bit surprised if both of those cars had automatics and the drivers were convinced their fifteen-inch diameter exhaust pipes and Boeing-grade wings were good for at least 75 horsepower. That alone is a punishable offense, never mind the street racing.
Impressive
They must have quite the range of motion in their right ankles and strong pedal-pressing feet. So manly and hot.
I don't know if a cop could go after these specific drag racers based on the video (cant' really get good detail), but they certainly just boosted the odds that someone will be staking out their favored raceway sometime in the near future.
You laugh, but in Kalifornia...
...things have gotten so absurd that an aftermarket exhaust, wheels, suspension, or wing are enough to potentially have your car seized and crushed for "illegal street racing modifications", and you have little recourse or due process rights.
Swap in a different, more powerful engine? Well, to the fucking whalehuggers the only reason you'd do that is to do illegal street races. It couldn't possibly be because you take your car to the drag strip or track, or your original engine blew up and the more powerful one happens to be more common and cheaper, etc. Or, for god sakes, you simply like accelerating down on-ramps faster.
Oh yeah, and if a cop merely suspects your vehicle may have non-CARB certified engine parts, he/she can pull you over and search your engine bay on the spot. If you refuse, you're placed under arrest and your vehicle is towed to a CARB inspection facility where they go over the car with a comb. You're slammed with fines for every part that isn't OEM or CARB.
Here in MA, there was some similar bullshit with car exhausts- instead of setting reasonable limits on exhaust noise to can all the idiots with the insanely loud fart cans on their hondas, some idiot rep was pushing a bill to make ANY exhaust system that's louder than OEM illegal.
I drive a very old, fairly rare car- and the OEM exhaust for it costs almost $2k and is nearly impossible to find. An aftermarket exhaust which would cost me less than half as much but is slightly louder- can't do it! Menace to society, grouped in with the retards with grapefruit-shooters that rattle windows and wake up people for blocks.
Said legislation didn't cover motorcycles- they can still run completely open straight pipes because motorcycle lobbyists spout bullshit about how "loud pipes save lives".
I'll be brief
Treehugging and whalehugging have nothing to do with CARB's regulations. They are based on validated science and are charged with protecting the health of people living in a very meteorologically confined and highly populous area - including "i just wannna race with biiiig carrrrs" crowd. You probably have no idea what LA was getting to be like in the 1960s, do you?
Being able to breathe in an area that used to rival Beijing for air pollution, to have kids have lungs that grow to full size before they finish growing, to have children born full term and full weight, elders not confined to their homes by pollution, etc. is what these regulations are all about. Sorry if people being able to live and breathe interferes with your toy collection.
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trolleriffic
Toy collection? I have ONE car, lady- and by keeping it on the road instead of buying a new car every 3-4 years, I'm so far ahead of you eco-hippies and your Priuses it's not even funny.
Putting a different engine in a car doesn't affect emissions, since they all had to pass the same standards in the first place. Car nuts are interested in powerful engines, which have to be well running engines (if you want to get technical, peak torque does not come at the ideal mixture ratio, but you don't need that very often.) Car nuts are MORE aware of problems with their vehicles that might be emissions related.
Putting a NEWER engine with lower emissions in is illegal with CARB too- go figure. So is putting in an aftermarket exhaust manifold or an aftermarket cat-back exhaust, both of which don't do anything to the emissions, but will get you slapped with thousands of dollars in fines if Kalifornia finds out.
Furthermore, if Kalifornia does find out, they don't bother to find out if the part you put in actually screwed up your emissions. All they care about is that the manufacturer of that part didn't bother to pay them a hefty fee to get their product CARB certified. You could have sunshine and lolipops coming out of your tailpipe, and still get slammed with fines to wazoo. Why? Because the state wants the fine revenue, and whalehuggers can't be bothered to actually understand the intricacies of the problems they want to solve, or bother to understand the problems they create.
Want a great example of the Kalifornia Krap? At some point, Kalifornia made a law which said that no major maintenance could be required by the manufacturer within the first 100,000 miles. Timing belts on cars were rated for 90,000 miles. Guess what manufacturers did? Erased "90,000" and wrote in "100,000". The parts didn't change, and since it was outside the warranty, consumers got fucked. Same thing for all the "lifetime" fluids that manufacturers had to come out with to cope with the new change interval, like GM's DEXCOOL, which proved to be a massive fustercluck.
Furthermore, car emissions pale in comparison to the mostly unregulated scooter, motorcycle, SUV, truck, train, and plane emissions. Diesel emissions are particularly nasty for people's lungs, especially the soot from the newer TDI/CDI engines, according to a study I heard about a while back.
Kalifornot
So I guess you're saying you're glad you live in Massachusetts, right?
In defense...
I have to defend Brett, at least to a degree. Being a car nut, there's nothing I like more than a car that's been properly souped up, rather than decked out in whatever the JC Whitney catalogue has to offer. The problem with these new laws that assume a car that sounds fast is on its way to a street race is that it proceeds from a false assumption. A '98 Camaro Z28 is no slouch, but put a set of Flowmasters on it and the cops will impound it because sound and fury equals street racing. Meanwhile, a 500+ horsepower Audi S6 glides by totally unnoticed because it has butterfly valves in the exhaust that keep it quiet unless at WOT. Therefore, since the Audi's Lamborghini-derived twin turbo V10 didn't make much noise, it must follow that the driver is an eminently responsible person.
If the public safety is of utmost concern, then I suggest going after those who threaten it: guys with overly-gelled hair behind the wheels of slammed Accords and six cylinder pony cars.
Sound and Fury
I get what you are saying here - and there is a twist to it that you may not know.
Whenever research on traffic and heart attacks gets out, the auto industry jumps in and claims that noise and not emissions is the culprit.
Harassing people for noise tends to play into that, never mind that more recent studies are beginning to rule out noise as a factor. Noise is an obvious class distinction, too, as you have noted.
Kind of like people exposed to very dangerous things that don't smell complaining about the odor of less dangerous/harmless things first.
Whistle Tips
This is old news, but always worth a look. Gotta love Bub Rub and the whistle tips. Woo woo!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nnzw_i4YmKk