BlackBerry death rays

By adamg - 4/3/08 - 7:14 pm

Tom Fulry reports on an interesting discussion this afternoon with an elderly neighbor who'd come over to alert him to an NStar "service upgrade" tonight:

... I pulled out my blackberry to set an alarm.

"Don't point that device at me! I don't want to catch the death rays!"

I thought she was joking. I pointed it at my crotch, laughing that I can feel the waves penetrating me.

"Stop! You'll kill all your swimmers. You should not carry that radioactive brick anywhere near your down there," she said. ...

Comments

so they'll turn your berries black?

By Brett - 4/3/08 - 7:35 pm
#1

Hur hur hur.

Death ray directionality?

By Gary McGath (not verified) - 4/4/08 - 9:19 am
#2

Which way do you turn a Blackberry to "point" it at a victim?

um

By femmme.fatal (not verified) - 4/4/08 - 10:04 am
#3

The only redeeming quality here is use of the word "swimmers"

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