If you see red, danger ahead

Looks like we're not alone with Turkey troubles.

We need a Turkey Alert level- there are even colors picked for us, according to the article: blue, white, and red. Suggestions for how to word the various alert levels?

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Tom the turkey

By femmme.fatal (not verified) | Wed, 04/09/2008 - 12:12pm

I like this story, its a riot. I once was attacked with my dog by a Canadian goose. They are vicious. I had to grab my dog and run!

Fear Not

By massmarrier | Wed, 04/09/2008 - 12:51pm

I, for one, embrace our tom turkey overlords. Be one with them.

Alert levels

By Gary McGath | Wed, 04/09/2008 - 2:36pm

Blue: Best china alert.
White: Mashed potato alert.
Red: Cranberry alert.

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