Sticking up for his state

Even with our Disparager in Chief no longer running for national office (at least, no longer quite so blatantly), Chris M remains tired of people smacktalking this great Commonwealth of ours. So he compiles a list of all the good things about Massachusetts (strangely, he does not list the BeeGees song).

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ROMNEY calls you YEH YOU! a granola-eating librul

What was Mitt Romney thinking when he campaigned around the country defining himself as NOT like the the people of Massachusetts? You know those granola eating libruls we can all agree to hate. F*ck him.

He was thinking

Nobody will ever notice I'm a weasel.

Now shut up and vote for me so I can go talk trash about you to someone else.

Romney thinks Good Will of Commonwealth Residents Expendable

That weasel was thinking our good will is expendable.

It's been gubernatorially brutal

Ed King, a male version of Louise Day Hicks.

Mike Dukakis, Tank Engineer.

Weld vs. Silbur (like Iran/Iraq war, is there some way they can both lose?)

Cellucci morphing into Jane Swift, who was then
kicked to the curb by Mitt.

Shannon O'Brien vs. Mitt Romney (see Weld/Silbur)

Muffy Healey vs. the Flim Flam man. (I actually voted for
Mihos in that one, feeling pretty good about that these
days.)

Maybe Romney was right--at least about Mass-holes choosing
governors.

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