Is Deval Patrick floundering?

Something fishy

Not to carp, but the governor looks like his mussels are tiring and he's haddock up to there, coddamnit. Definitely seems like he's in need of a good pint of Bass. Scott Wachtler from the Bulletin Newspapers, Inc. reeled in this photo at yesterday's annual fish release at Jamaica Pond.

Earlier:
Deval Patrick is up to something fishy.

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Opening sentence for that book of his...

By bobmetcalf | Wed, 04/16/2008 - 6:49pm

Call me Ishmael.

or is that ...

By SwirlyGrrl | Wed, 04/16/2008 - 9:30pm

Call me Fish smell?

All together now

By Gareth | Wed, 04/16/2008 - 6:50pm

Together we can salmon.

The Governor

By Michael | Thu, 04/17/2008 - 8:36am

is clearly out of tuna with the people.

Groan

By anon (not verified) | Wed, 04/16/2008 - 7:07pm

Are you paid by scale? I've had it up to my gills becaiuse I think you may have jumped the shark.

Sal DiMasi: "Deval sleeps

By anon (not verified) | Wed, 04/16/2008 - 8:58pm

Sal DiMasi: "Deval sleeps with the fishes."

Did you see the pictures of Tobin in his suit, looking like a nun in a whorehouse?

Enough!

By SwirlyGrrl | Wed, 04/16/2008 - 9:29pm

... with the pesce jokes already!

I think that this one...

By bobmetcalf | Wed, 04/16/2008 - 9:13pm

is just a fluke.

Looking for something to throw

By Jeff Egnaczyk (not verified) | Wed, 04/16/2008 - 10:05pm

Jokes like these usually call for rotten fruit, but I guess the subject matter calls for rotten fish.

Yeah, those jokes kinda smelt

By adamg | Wed, 04/16/2008 - 10:17pm

It's a tough roe to hoe, but somebody's gotta do it.

I wasn't there

By bobmetcalf | Wed, 04/16/2008 - 10:26pm

Did Deval sea any urchins at the event,
or were the schools not sending them?

At least his head isn't on a pike

By Ron Newman | Thu, 04/17/2008 - 10:07am

Alternate Headline

By SwirlyGrrl | Thu, 04/17/2008 - 10:35am

Patrick gets schrod.

Either that, or our governor has sole.

Will You People PLEASE Just...

By Suldog | Thu, 04/17/2008 - 1:31pm

Clam Up!

Suldog
http://jimsuldog.blogspot.com

That's a pretty shellfish thing to say

By Michael | Thu, 04/17/2008 - 1:35pm

...

What the hake?

By Gareth | Thu, 04/17/2008 - 1:44pm

Tryin to mussel us around like that...

Abalone!

By Suldog | Thu, 04/17/2008 - 4:59pm

Abalone!

Suldog
http://jimsuldog.blogspot.com

Keep yer

By Gareth | Thu, 04/17/2008 - 5:43pm

Crappie comments to yerself

Trawling again?

By ming | Thu, 04/17/2008 - 5:48pm

Why are you baiting us?

'tis nothing but

By SwirlyGrrl | Thu, 04/17/2008 - 8:46pm

a red herring.

All These Comments...

By Suldog | Fri, 04/18/2008 - 9:58am

... are giving me a haddock.

Suldog
http://jimsuldog.blogspot.com

You're right

By SwirlyGrrl | Thu, 04/17/2008 - 2:08pm

No net good can come of this. Weir completely in seine.

Why so crabby?

By bobmetcalf | Thu, 04/17/2008 - 7:42pm

Why so crabby?

Seems to me

By bobmetcalf | Thu, 04/17/2008 - 1:33pm

That the world is his oyster!

Stop it.

By cynical | Fri, 04/18/2008 - 1:07pm

You guys are krilling me.

We Don't Mean Anything By It

By Suldog | Fri, 04/18/2008 - 1:13pm

We just do stuff like this for the halibut.

Suldog
http://jimsuldog.blogspot.com

You could get gilled for that

By cynical | Fri, 04/18/2008 - 1:18pm

Careful or you might get coraled into the tank for the night.

Aw, C'mon

By Suldog | Fri, 04/18/2008 - 1:22pm

Can't I just be your chum?

Suldog
http://jimsuldog.blogspot.com

Just clowning

By cynical | Fri, 04/18/2008 - 2:06pm

Oy gefilte; did you think that was for reel?

Enough

By Suldog | Fri, 04/18/2008 - 2:34pm

I'll give you a fin to quit. You're not torturing me on porpoise, are you? If you are, I guess I'll have to appeal to salmon else.

Suldog
http://jimsuldog.blogspot.com

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