Is Deval Patrick floundering?
By adamg - 4/16/08 - 4:42 pm
Not to carp, but the governor looks like his mussels are tiring and he's haddock up to there, coddamnit. Definitely seems like he's in need of a good pint of Bass. Scott Wachtler from the Bulletin Newspapers, Inc. reeled in this photo at yesterday's annual fish release at Jamaica Pond.
Earlier:
Deval Patrick is up to something fishy.
Comments
Opening sentence for that book of his...
Call me Ishmael.
or is that ...
Call me Fish smell?
All together now
Together we can salmon.
The Governor
is clearly out of tuna with the people.
Groan
Are you paid by scale? I've had it up to my gills becaiuse I think you may have jumped the shark.
Sal DiMasi: "Deval sleeps
Sal DiMasi: "Deval sleeps with the fishes."
Did you see the pictures of Tobin in his suit, looking like a nun in a whorehouse?
Enough!
... with the pesce jokes already!
I think that this one...
is just a fluke.
Looking for something to throw
Jokes like these usually call for rotten fruit, but I guess the subject matter calls for rotten fish.
Yeah, those jokes kinda smelt
It's a tough roe to hoe, but somebody's gotta do it.
I wasn't there
Did Deval sea any urchins at the event,
or were the schools not sending them?
At least his head isn't on a pike
Alternate Headline
Patrick gets schrod.
Either that, or our governor has sole.
Will You People PLEASE Just...
Clam Up!
Suldog
http://jimsuldog.blogspot.com
That's a pretty shellfish thing to say
...
What the hake?
Tryin to mussel us around like that...
Abalone!
Abalone!
Suldog
http://jimsuldog.blogspot.com
Keep yer
Crappie comments to yerself
Trawling again?
Why are you baiting us?
'tis nothing but
a red herring.
All These Comments...
... are giving me a haddock.
Suldog
http://jimsuldog.blogspot.com
You're right
No net good can come of this. Weir completely in seine.
Why so crabby?
Why so crabby?
Seems to me
That the world is his oyster!
Stop it.
You guys are krilling me.
We Don't Mean Anything By It
We just do stuff like this for the halibut.
Suldog
http://jimsuldog.blogspot.com
You could get gilled for that
Careful or you might get coraled into the tank for the night.
Aw, C'mon
Can't I just be your chum?
Suldog
http://jimsuldog.blogspot.com
Just clowning
Oy gefilte; did you think that was for reel?
Enough
I'll give you a fin to quit. You're not torturing me on porpoise, are you? If you are, I guess I'll have to appeal to salmon else.
Suldog
http://jimsuldog.blogspot.com