My wife and I were returning from a Caribbean vacation about 10-15 years ago, (pre-9-11). We had met a couple from Boston, she was in my industry where I had purchasing responsibilities at the time. Last few days of vacation consisted of her buying me many expense-account drinks by the pool, in anticipation of a sales call by her after a decent interval, no doubt. While her bags were being searched, her C-cell vibrating dildo started to buzz noisily, causing a major disruption and her turning maroon while she was pulled out of line. (I'm still waiting for her to call me back!)

... 'cause you're not getting on at this one.

My response to these is: check the outside of my bag for explosive residue, go right ahead.

Want to look inside? Get a warrant.

Exiled, cast-off, sent away...effectively banned from MBTA property and vehicles for however long they choose to ban you.

To fertilize your spring plantings.
Just sayin'

"Passengers who refuse the search won't be allowed into the transit system, and any person refusing to leave could be arrested."

www.transitpolice.us/Security%20Inspection%20Program.htm

had i known that, i wouldn't have rollerbladed...
and no, i haven't been in a coma for the last 18 years, i'm just wicked unfashionable.

Yo, that chick may be cute. But her looks are Satan in the form of temptation.
What would Jesus do? He'd say "fuck you!" and rip out his pocket Constitution. And if the devil disregards that sacred document he would damn her to Hell -- and say get out of America if you disagree.

Fourth Amendment Reminder:

“ The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized. ”