The Brookline Stairway Liberation Front

Andy reports from the front lines of a battle between an evil hulking bureaucracy and a ragtag band of rebels intent on liberating the stairways that have been closed for months now along the hilly section of Beacon Street:

... Now, one can assume there is a reason for this (my guess is the issue of safety what with no handrails and all). Still, the one thing us Brooklinians won't take, it's some annoying MBTA traffic cone telling us when we can and cannot use a stairway. So, one bold Saturday, the people took action. A anonymous group in the grand tradition of radical patriots claimed the stairwell in the name of the people. May their famous proclamation live with the likes of Luther, Fawkes, and Jefferson. ...