Dude, seriously?
By adamg - Fri, 05/09/2008 - 9:11am.
Some painter took a look at our house, determined we are in immediate need of his services and left his business card, which has a bullet list of his qualifications, including:
Serious and guaranteed
Because, you know, those grinning, laff-a-minute contractors who burst out of their VW Bugs with their 20 employees in greasepaint are just so annoying (but he's right - the old manse does need painting, so if you know of any good house painters in Greater Roslindale, I'm all ears).
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You think HE's serious
You should see his cat.
That's one serious cat.
That's one serious cat.
We recently got a business
We recently got a business card for a contractor wedged in our front door. He does many things, like carpentry, gutters, roof repair, etc. However, he made his point for leaving the card in our door very clear by circling both NEW WINDOW INSTALLATION and 100% FINANCING AVAILABLE.
So I guess our windows are old and busted, but we look too poor to lay out the cash to do it?
Could be worse
At least it wasn't a "we buy ugly houses" flyer.