I never thought about Kevin Youkilis's initials before

Kristen marvels at Mr. Five Tools - Kevin Youkilis:

... And who's tied for the team lead in home runs with Manny and Papi? Yeah, that's right. The Big KY. What do you think I keep in this beard anyway, Cheetos and PBR? Hell no, this is a cover for the Awesome. The Awesome lives here. That's right. 100% pure, American-made Awesome. And you can't stop it now. ...

Soxaholix bursts into song:

He's thick in the face
But, oh, how he swings from the waist
That's Youkiliscious.

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By anon (not verified) | Fri, 05/09/2008 - 1:48pm

Ever notice his ritual when he steps to the plate?
I call it the shimmy-shimmy, pump-pump because he wiggles his ass back and forth and then up and down

Something about Youk

By SwirlyGrrl | Fri, 05/09/2008 - 2:09pm

I wouldn't be surprised if I saw him pop out of the dugout and he had a goat's or horse's body and was playing a pan pipe.

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