Massholes know how to multiask
So you want to know why DJDiva was doing 15-20 MPH in a 40-MPH stretch last night? The guy in front of her was neglecting his speedometer as he read the paper on his commute.
Jay G reports a similar phenomenon involving a "Suzy Soccermom" in a BMW SUV:
... I especially love how the cell phone glued to your ear caused you to significantly overreact to every single stimulus you encountered, resulting in comical mashing of your brakes every time a squirrel dashed out of a tree...
Stopping in the middle of the intersection, with no oncoming traffic, and waiting for the light to turn completely red before proceeding was a nice touch, too. ...
Next time
Call and report a possible drunk driver.
These are my favorites
- The person on a cell phone in a huge SUV who veers into oncoming traffic because they cannot make the turn at an intersection with one hand on the wheel.
- The person doing 40 in a 55 because they are texting with both hands on a QWERTY board.