Pedestrians are so icky

Steve Garfield photographs an example of how the Ruling Class really hates the little people: By ordering workers to drive metal rod things into a granite planter on Franklin Street to make really sure nobody ever dares think about sitting on its bench-like sides.

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Those have been there for a

By anon (not verified) | Wed, 06/11/2008 - 4:14pm

Those have been there for a good while now. They're actually there to discourage skateboarding, not sitting.

More Subtle in Central Square

By bobmetcalf | Wed, 06/11/2008 - 4:22pm

The public benches on Mass Ave have strategically
placed "arm rests" that make it impossible for the
bums to sleep on them.

Collateral Damage

By BStu | Wed, 06/11/2008 - 4:26pm

No matter the motive, it does discourage sitting. While it looks like a few individuals could find a space on the corners, I don't think even a pair could comfortably sit together. It doesn't matter if they did this for another reason, this is still an outcome of that decision.

nope

By Brett | Wed, 06/11/2008 - 4:20pm

Looks designed to prevent skateboarders from "grinding" or whatever they call their nice little destructive 'hobby'.

Unless you've got a really fat ass, I see plenty of space to sit, just not over the edge...

Agree with the "really fat

By NotWhitey | Wed, 06/11/2008 - 5:19pm

Agree with the "really fat ass" theory.

Body Sculpure

By SwirlyGrrl | Wed, 06/11/2008 - 8:22pm

Don't you realize? This is the latest thing in far more hip cities somewhere else! You sit on it for ten minutes and it leaves a pomo sculptural indent in your rear end.

And then ...

By adamg | Wed, 06/11/2008 - 8:28pm

You pick up your titanium Nordic ski poles and stroll away.

At least, in Brookline, or so I hear.

Matches the decor

By cscott (not verified) | Thu, 06/12/2008 - 2:25pm

Actually if you look at the building as a whole you can see that those metal pieces are clearly a continuation of a motif on the building facade, phone booths, windows and doors. I'm pretty sure they're from a more recent "facelift" rather than part of the buildings otherwise awesome deco look. They may have a dual purpose of stopping skateboarders but they're clearly not an afterthought. Meanwhile keep an eye on nearby 1 Post Office Sq which is gutting its lobby to extend out to the sidewalk.

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