Where drunken Massholes who've had their faces melted off in fireworks accidents go to get more fireworks

New Hampshire, of course.

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Route 1A in Seabrook

By Ron Newman | Fri, 06/27/2008 - 12:22pm

Is a fireworks store still the first thing you see when you cross the line from Salisbury MA to Seabrook NH? It was when I biked there a few years back.

Route 1A in Seabrook

By Alex (not verified) | Fri, 06/27/2008 - 1:46pm

Yup, I like to call it vice mile. Right after crossing the border there are a bevy of fireworks shops, tattoo parlors, and discount smoke shops.

DRUNKEN MASSHOLES Do I sense

By anon (not verified) | Fri, 06/27/2008 - 12:55pm

DRUNKEN MASSHOLES

Do I sense a little hostility adamg?

New here, eh?

By Michael | Fri, 06/27/2008 - 1:17pm

...

Not hostility? Then what?

By anon (not verified) | Fri, 06/27/2008 - 2:03pm

Not hostility? Then what?

Watch the whole video

By adamg | Fri, 06/27/2008 - 2:02pm

They interviewed somebody who admitted:

1) He'd melted off part of his face in a fireworks accident;
2) He was drunk at the time (well, he had "a couple of pops");
3) He'd do it again;
4) He's proud of smuggling fireworks over the border;
4) Woe unto any Mass. police officer who tries to get in his way.

Sounds like a classic definition of a drunken Masshole who's had his face melted off in a fireworks accident to me - especially because he gave his name and hometown.

What I'd Like To Know

By SwirlyGrrl | Fri, 06/27/2008 - 2:09pm

How do people that stupid get so much money to buy a motor home, pay the gas for it to get to NH, and then load up with the fireworks?

What I can't believe they didn't mention...

By Kathleen (not verified) | Fri, 06/27/2008 - 2:38pm

is that this Harriet Tubman of fireworks is totally a douchey NH State Rep too: http://tinyurl.com/42krhm

Live free or die mofo's.

By anon (not verified) | Sat, 06/28/2008 - 2:53pm

Live free or die mofo's.

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