Ban robot porn
By adamg - 7/2/08 - 7:40 am
Miss Kelly says she doesn't object to porn, she just doesn't want big-boobed robots pushing sex and vodka on I-93 billboards:
Keep it in your own home, not on billboards on interstate highways. Ewwww.
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sexy robot
must have more vodka
"Hey, baby. Wanna kill all humans?"
This is totally the kind of lady that Bender from Futurama would be all over. Whether she wanted him to be or not.
Pardon my ignorance, but how
Pardon my ignorance, but how is an object that looks similar to female form pornography? What’s next, a request that women wear one pieces that cover skin from the ankles to the neck on the beach?
Sexually provocative, maybe, but porn? Nah.
Also reading the most recent post, I don't think her blog is up there to create a dialogue, but just to give her a soapbox.
robots do whatever they're
robots do whatever they're told. this one has big tits and a pretty face. GET IT?
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Also reading the most recent post, I don't think her blog is up there to create a dialogue, but just to give her a soapbox.
Isn't that the point for most people? They can rant about what they want and it's their blog, so they can rant however they please. Creating "a dialogue" is not an obligation nor is it a necessity.
True, Blogging can be a form
True,
Blogging can be a form of ego masturbation. Maybe we should call someone and complain about that!
This robot finds nothing wrong with the sexy unit selling alcohol. She's got some very nice 10011100011010101's
(Hat tip if you can convert that ;) )
Tip this!
BOOBS
Shouldn't that be:
b00bs?
8008'5 is correct for
8008'5 is correct for $100.
Ahhh, back to the long days in 4th grade math class.
Regional Variation
We always did 5318008, and turned the calculator upside-down.
Calculator inversion fun
55378008 is also good.
And 318830 always made us jealous of the one person (well besides 808, but that's lame) who could write her name using the flipped calculator trick.
FAIL!
Boobs does not contain an apostrophe!
At least mine don't.
Um, I'll be running along now...
Show me!?
if they're cute.
to qualify as porn...
...doesn't something have to show sex? or inspire sex?
I think the blog author just confessed a kink - she's turned on by large-breasted robots, where the rest of us see an ad, she sees sex.
the rest of us ?
Sorry anon. Defintely NOT the rest of us.
You've been blinded, probably due to over exposure, to the use of sexual imagery in advertising.
Put a voluptuous women with long legs and a low-cut blouse with a short skirt on the hood of Ford mustang and tell me they're not using sex to advertise their product.
Can you tell me who else, besides Svedka Vodka, uses female robots with perfectly shaped D-cup boobs to sell their products?
Don't watch much TV?
Otherwise, how could you have missed Heineken's Miss Creepy Extended Arm Lady Robot with an actual beer belly? Granted, maybe not D cuppish, but still.
At least robots get old, too
I mean, look at the lines on her face.
that's SEX
NOT porn!
that's SEX not porn
Riddle me this. What do you and Potter Stewart have in common?
He recognized porn when he saw it and you don't.
do you know what porn is?
maybe wikipedia can help:
Pornography or porn is the explicit depiction of sexual subject matter, especially with the sole intention of sexually exciting and entertaining the viewer. It is to a certain extent similar to erotica, which is the use of sexually-arousing imagery for mainly artistic purposes.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pornography
Just a figure with breasts is porn?
that's pretty puritanical. the girls in their summer tops must drive you wild.
Bathing suits? no, not porn.
Bathing suits? no, not porn.
Naked robots with D-cups (um, ask yourself why its a female robot with big tits) selling SVEDKA vodka, "The Future of Adult Entertainment" (um ask yourself what Adult Entertainment mean to you) is titillation in advertising. You say its not pornographic. I say it is.
SVEDKA vodka ... "The Future of Adult Entertainment"
Tagline - you too could be grabbing those major-league mambos buy a bottle and see if you don't "get some" plus robots live to serve you and never say no or accuse you of date rape.
SVEDKA vodka is on notice from the Distilled Spirits Council of the United States (Discus) for their SVEDKA_Grl advertising campaign which features the tagline "The Future of Adult Entertainment." This is nothing new. They've been on notice for this before and they've been warned before this for some of their previous advertising. The only reason it is now surfacing in an AdAge article is because they were recently purchased by Constellation Brands for $384 million. Constellation is one of the "pillars" of Discus so now they have a dilemma on their hands. Support the the No. 5 imported vodka they just purchased, whose sales are up 60%, or their trade organization who is trying to keep alcohol from becoming the next Big Tobacco.
LINK
Fair is Fair
She-lovers get mechanical WD-40 cups to play with, and He-lovers need to stock up on quarters.
Coin Operated Boy
he-dolls she-dolls and Dresden Dolls
My two-bits? He-lovers can have Coin Operated Boy for a song.
On topic
A friend of mine saw them perform said song at a concert. They disrobed, according to her.