Selfish pig on the Red Line
Ellen reports on an amazing sight yesterday:
... A young man with gobs of product in his hair and gallons of cologne on his body boarded the Red Line and promptly splayed himself across four - YES, FOUR - seats of the train. He fixed his gaze on his Metro newspaper for the entire ride, so he wouldn't have to trouble himself should anyone within eight feet of him need a seat. ...
Plus, you won't believe what he was wearing; Ellen hardly could.