Though respectful of other people and other people's property (and therefore would not be guilty of the crimes detailed by Sarah), an unused tampon would not phase me. Quite honestly, it would most likely encourage me to swipe the 3-hole punch (and the tampon) out of spite or to prove some retarded point. Or I'd take both but leave the tampon wrapper.

Now if the "security device" were used… well that's another story altogether.

Great creative way to protect your hole punch... it just wouldnt fly in my office tho lol.

My coworker is a fiend who steals everyone elses supplies because she likes to use multiple work locations all over the office , so office supplies are constantly rotating around the office. I actually have a bank pen attached to my desk, a stapler connected to a three hole punch and I end up marking my scissors and other items. My job requires all of these tools everyday, hers doesnt , so when my stapler goes missing its a big deal lol.

And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married... But then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll, I'll, I'll set the building on fire...