When clown cars attack
By adamg - Sun, 08/10/2008 - 3:13pm.

I'm having trouble figuring this one out: You drive a little tin can of a clown car that's already been smashed in and yet you still insist on taking up two spaces in a parking lot full of empty spaces (specifically, at the Dedham Stop & Shop). Why?
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they're
drunk?
maybe the lot wasn't always
maybe the lot wasn't always empty? Maybe this person parked in the only "spot" open in that row a couple of hours before that, between two assholes?
Occam's razor
The driver is a masshole.
1 of only 2 options:
Either ignorant or arrogant. More detail: "I didn't even know I wasn't completely in one spot…" or "I don't give a shit. Eff you."
Either way: douchbag.
For some reason I dont mind
For some reason I dont mind it when a car like this parks like that lol. I get really annoyed when an expensive car is parked across like four spots to keep people from parking next to it. I do my best to park as close to those cars as I can. I have a nice car too , but not so nice as to have to armour it everytime I leave it alone.
They don't have their permission slip
Otherwise known as a Handicap Placard.
I've seen people have to do this before, but the operative words are "have to" because there isn't an unblocked spot to get the door full open.
Could have been no other cars around....
....when this car arrived, so the owner wasn't so careful to stay between the lines.....figured he'd be out soon & it wouldn't impact anyone else? THEN he met a friend in the produce section and the quick shopping trip turned into a 3-hour tour.....a 3-hour tour.....
The weather started getting rough
The tiny wreck was tossed
If not for the douching of the masshole two
The compact would be lost
The compact would be lost